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The scholars I reckon Min. You get one group that sees flying saucers in every circular object, another group sees phallic symbols in anything upright and another group that sees warfare in any edged tool.

Roy.

Absolutely solid evidence of a vivid imagination methinks.

Roy.

Language has become dishonest - a device for deceit as much as for communication. So says a thought-provoking new book by a Church of England vicar, the Rev Peter Mullen. Here, the Mail’s incomparable sketch-writer QUENTIN LETTS picks his favourite entries from The Politically Incorrect Lexicon... A...

Much better thanks, the only problem is my PR being kept low means life in the slow lane, how long for/permanent I've yet to find out.
Time will tell!

Roy.

Yep! An upgrade from oil lamps was made under a recent modernisation scheme!

Roy.

I can't lose the ideas about hot air!

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Stalin did the same thing.

So did Hitler, he even had a name for the policy, lebensraum.

Roy.

I take it an eclipse is when the light bulb needs changing?

Roy.

He also spoke a lot of hot air.

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I have wondered on occasion about our own production!

Roy.

Thank you so much. It's nice to be back.

Roy.

I can get myself intp a lot trouble on occasion Min. A nurse paused at my door with a urine bottle in her hand and smiled at me. I smiled back and said, I prefer coffee! She said, you don't recognise me? I apologised, I didn't. I attended you in theatre, you're looking much better. I agreed and than...

Religion isn't allowed into our hospitals Min.

Roy.

I didn't get a choice! I'm covered in bruises from injections and phlebotomies, I've had so many probes on my chest that I've lost most of the hair removing them! At one point I had three canulas in my arms and so many bruises they were injecting into my abdomen. But there were some funny times as w...

It's not only a pain killer it's a brain killer!

Roy.