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2 Irishmen Walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Pa...

This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" This was the BEST idea. I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr.President, Patriotic retirement: There's about 40 million people over 50 in th...

A Liverpudlian mouse walks into a music store and says "'Ere mate, have you got a mouse organ?" "No", says the shopkeeper, "and I think you mean mouth organ, not mouse organ" "I definitely wanted a mouse organ" replied the mouse, "So I'll have to try some...

Which book is that? :? This one:- http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418V7E9409L._SS500_.jpg Available from Amazon http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Life-Loves-Literary-Classics/dp/1573927740/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1238386971&sr=8-1 My Life and Loves (Literary Classics) (Paperback) ...

Frank Harrist wrote:Oh, and what better place for arch to re-appear than the JOKE page? Right?

BTW, much enjoyed your book - is it still in print?

An honest mistake. He's in Korea and he quotes Arch. Who else would quote that idiot??????????????????????????????????????? No offense, Rudy. It was also the kind of lame-ass joke Arch would like. Again, no offense intended, Rudy. Tell arch hey for me if you see him. BTW Korea has a really good bas...

Ryanair pilot Paddy is flying into DSA. The plane is in trouble, so he calls the tower and shouts "Help, help .... Easter ... Pancake Tuesday .... Christmas ..... New Years Day ..... Bank Holiday Monday .... Halloween .... Bonfire night."... Voice comes back. "For fecks sake Paddy, it...

Two ninety-year-old West Indian men, Neville and Victor, have been friends all their lives. Vic is dying, and so Nev comes to visit him everyday. 'Vic,' says Nev, 'You know how we both like cricket all we life, an' how we play together for plenty years. Vic, you gotta do me one favour. When you go t...

Surely Max Mosely was simply following the tradition for polyglots established by Holy Roman Emperor Charles V; who spoke Spanish to God; French to men, and German to his whores?

Time for another golden oldie ...



Gordon Brown - "So, Nicolas, do you have any pictures of your wife naked?"

Sarkozy (shocked) -"Mais non monsieur!"

Brown - "Would you like to buy some?"

I fly a lot, Asia-Europe, Asia-US, close to 100,000 miles year ... In the drive to reduce costs airlines have slowly wound back their in-flight services leading to the following exchange between a FA and my adjacent passenger; FA: Would you like dinner Sir? Passenger: What are the choices? FA: Yes o...

A Bear Sterns fund manager with too mcuh time on his hands ...... A remake of Bohemian Rhapsody.... Is this the real price? Is this just fantasy? Financial landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes And look at your buys and see. I'm now a poor boy High-yielding casualty Because I bought it hi...

A British scientist-turned-comedian was always mightily peeved on meeting new people as they invariably said "You're a comedian, tell us a joke". He asked that if he were a politician, would those same peopel go up and ask, "You're a politican - tell us a lie"