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by Starflower
Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:04 pm
Forum: The 'Everything Else' Forum.....
Topic: Joke page
Replies: 400
Views: 181157

A niece went to visit her uncle in the hospital. Bad news! He was in a coma. Her uncle's doctor came to her to report on the uncle's condition. "I'm sorry, your uncle is brain-dead but his heart is still beating." The niece was shocked. "Oh my gosh! We've never had a liberal in the family before." J...
by Starflower
Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:48 pm
Forum: The 'Everything Else' Forum.....
Topic: Joke page
Replies: 400
Views: 181157

Getting Even" One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a Sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all Matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to The vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The ve...
by Starflower
Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:27 pm
Forum: The 'Everything Else' Forum.....
Topic: Joke page
Replies: 400
Views: 181157

Three guys were sitting in a sauna, an Irishman, an American and a Japanese man. They were all naked and enjoying their steamy surroundings when a phone rang. The Japanese man spoke into his wrist. Upon finishing his conversation, he bowed and apologized to his sauna mates. "I had a telephone comput...
by Starflower
Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:51 pm
Forum: The 'Everything Else' Forum.....
Topic: Joke page
Replies: 400
Views: 181157

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee." The t...
by Starflower
Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:49 pm
Forum: Archived Discussion Forum
Topic: Lascaux Petition
Replies: 10
Views: 7468

I signed it this morning and told all the people I know about it.
by Starflower
Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:26 am
Forum: The 'Everything Else' Forum.....
Topic: Joke page
Replies: 400
Views: 181157

Mayonaze, I loved that! A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could u...
by Starflower
Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:54 pm
Forum: The 'Everything Else' Forum.....
Topic: Joke page
Replies: 400
Views: 181157

9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote bec...
by Starflower
Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:35 pm
Forum: The 'Everything Else' Forum.....
Topic: Joke page
Replies: 400
Views: 181157

Alcohol Warnings:......... American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's order that all alcohol containers contain warning labels. These were the suggested labels that had been rejected by the FDA: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering ...
by Starflower
Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:50 pm
Forum: The 'Everything Else' Forum.....
Topic: Joke page
Replies: 400
Views: 181157

Hormones My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin' red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy ...
by Starflower
Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:47 pm
Forum: The 'Everything Else' Forum.....
Topic: Joke page
Replies: 400
Views: 181157

As women age It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman....
by Starflower
Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:06 pm
Forum: The 'Everything Else' Forum.....
Topic: Joke page
Replies: 400
Views: 181157

The young Aggie Priest ,at his first mass was so scared that he could hardly speak. So before his second week in the pulpit he asked the Monsignor ( a old veteran of this work) "How can I relax. The Monsignor said " My son,this sunday it might help if you put some martinis in the water pitcher inste...
by Starflower
Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:59 pm
Forum: The 'Everything Else' Forum.....
Topic: Joke page
Replies: 400
Views: 181157

From the Redneck Book of Manners 1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 4. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still consi...
by Starflower
Thu May 31, 2007 8:26 am
Forum: Archived Discussion Forum
Topic: Now that's a lot of coinage!
Replies: 27
Views: 15858

So it's official, Spain has filed a lawsuit against Odyssey. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SPAIN_TREASURE_SHIP?SITE=ORMED&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT "It's a very well established principle under Spanish, U.S. and international law that a government such as the kingdom of Spain has not ab...
by Starflower
Mon May 28, 2007 4:05 pm
Forum: Archived Discussion Forum
Topic: Aztec temple being unearthed
Replies: 10
Views: 7274

And so the further news is that my curiosity will have to go unsatisfied due to lack of funds :( http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&sid=aaYHS7Itaze4 After Hernan Cortes conquered what is now Mexico City in 1521, Spanish invaders set about burying the Aztec culture they had vanquished. R...
by Starflower
Sat May 26, 2007 4:57 pm
Forum: The 'Everything Else' Forum.....
Topic: Joke page
Replies: 400
Views: 181157

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