One day, God was looking down at earth, and saw all the misbehaving ( too much sex, illicit drugs, prescription drugs, alcohol and risqué emails) that was going on.
So he called one of his angels to go to Earth.
When he returned, the angel told God,
'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving, and only 5% are not'.
God thought for a moment and said,
'Maybe I should send down another angel, to get a second opinion'!
So, God called another angel, & sent him to Earth too.
When the angel returned, he went to God & said,
'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased. So he decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because, he wanted to encourage them,
give them a little something, to help them keep going !
Do you know what the e-mail said ?
It's okay Min, I didn't get the email either ...
Roy.
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Re: One for Min's 'other' forum
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin