Chap buys a parrot as a Christmas present for his girl friend but has to keep it in his flat as the shop closes early for the holiday.
Soon after he gets it home he finds that it has a pretty extensive vocabulary, mainly obscene.
He shouts at it to shut up and it simply screams and swears at him.
After two days he's had enough, he grabs the bird and sticks it in the freezer and slams the door, and after a few seconds the noise stops.
'OMG I've killed it!' he thinks and rushes to open the door, where upon the the bird walks out, looks at him and says.
'Please forgive me my temper and bad manners Sir and I will endevour to behave better in the future.'
The chap's astonished and picks the bird up and puts it back in its cage, as he shuts the door the bird says, 'may I ask you a question Sir?'
The chap agrees and the Parrot says, 'What was it the Turkey did?'
Roy.
Christmas joy!
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Re: Christmas joy!
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