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New museum says dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070526/us_ ... WNuyQE1vAI


Although a real news story, I thought it belonged on the Joke forum
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It does.


Did they give Bush complimentary tickets to the opening?
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Bush, Cheney, Wolf and Gonzales....

Not to mention those that raised their hand at the debates regarding evolution....

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A Gallup poll last year showed almost half of Americans believe that humans did not evolve but were created by God in their present form within the last 10,000 years.

Three of 10 Republican presidential candidates said in a recent debate that they did not believe in evolution.
These statistics are absolutely great and prove why it is easy to get be succesful in America: we are surrounded by morons (present parties excluded, of course). :D
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Edited(Had a bad day)

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(present parties excluded, of course).
Yeah, yeah, yeah. :lol:

And no, I don't feel like debating creation versus evolution. Those arguments go on for years. Ask Min and Arch. :roll:

What's cool about the main players on this forum is, although we all have different origin beliefs, we respect that and still have some pretty good science discussions.

Example: The discussion of all the different flood stories from around the world, and our collective conclusion that something catastrophic occurred that all these different groups preserved in their different historical stories. After the fact we find out about this theory that Firestone et al. are promoting: Massive melt down of glaciers by extraterrestrial debris impacting the Northern Hemisphere. We were ahead of, or equal to cutting edge science on that one guys.

And there are several other examples where we have debated on topics and come to a consensus on a theory or observations that made sense. I'm still chuckling about Beags' photo and text from Topper:
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That's me running my mouth. I had looked at it before and thought Tom had left with it, so I sat down. Then there he was, giving me another look. He said that I can tell my friends that there are indeed hand axes in North America.
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Did they give Bush complimentary tickets to the opening?
If not, he'd just invade and take it over. :lol:

In the name of Jesus, of course. :wink:
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Starflower wrote:Edited(Had a bad day)

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The country's had a bad six years, Star.
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If not, he'd just invade and take it over.

With his track record he'd lose money on the popcorn concession.
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Our guy wouldn't Min, he'd make them an offer they couldn't refuse!
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Your "guy" would do whatever Bush told him to.

Luckily for you, you are getting a new "guy."
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Trouble is Min we're not sure if we are or if we are getting a cardboard cut out with 'Laughing Boy' standing behind him. Time will tell.
AJP Taylor, a renowned British historian, once stated that the greatest advantage of democracy was that no one ever stayed in power long enough to do any really serious harm!
Blair has definitly tried to prove him wrong.
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AJP Taylor, a renowned British historian

He is wrong.
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Yep!
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Minimalist wrote:
Your "guy" would do whatever Bush told him to.
Like he's been doing for years being a good boy.

Luckily for you, you are getting a new "guy."
"Luckily"?
That remains to be seen.
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