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Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:34 am

Quick question Frank - in your new role do you also keep up with wiping out the scammers, like the drug pushers and porn sites?

Post by **Minimalist** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:37 am

Psst....Frank.

Go easy on the porn sites.

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:38 am

I was leading up to that. He COULD drag his feet just a little.

Frank Harrist · Post by **Frank Harrist** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:52 am

I can delete unsuitable content of any kind. So far I have had nothing to delete. You planning on putting something up? I'll have to delete the porn sites....after I save the url for later perusal. If I look at porn here at work I'll have to stay behind the counter.

You can send any good porno links to my email.

Frank Harrist · Post by **Frank Harrist** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:55 am

I once read that if you took all the porn off the internet there would only be about 10% of all sites left and 9% would be sites trying to get porn back on the net.

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:59 am

We're starting to sound like a bunch of dirty old men.

Post by **Minimalist** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:01 am

Pretty much "guilty as charged."

Frank Harrist · Post by **Frank Harrist** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:10 am

I'm a dirty "middle-aged" man.

Post by **MichelleH** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:32 am

We're starting to sound like a bunch of dirty old men.

Why is it always 'dirty old men'? Nobody counts the 'dirty little old ladies'.....

Post by **Minimalist** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:34 am

I had a great e-mail about that very issue, boss.....but it might be somewhat 'inappropriate' to post.

If you want a preview I could PM it to you. I think I still have it.

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:39 am

Nobody counts the 'dirty little old ladies'.....

We marry them. We just like to look at dirty young ladies.

And actually, we're all middle age here until we hit 60. They may have moved that to 65 now. We're living longer.

Post by **Minimalist** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:56 am

With Bush and his Christian Crazies running things, maybe it just seems longer?

Starflower · Post by **Starflower** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:03 pm

I saw the following bumper sticker on a car one day:

F..k 'em if they can't take a joke and joke 'em if they can't take a f..k.

When I passed the driver and turned to give them the thumbs up I saw a little white haired lady grinning back at me.

Barracuda · Post by **Barracuda** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:36 pm

They do have a sense of humor in Ashland....

Post by **Minimalist** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:53 pm

Perhaps the kayaking club will like this?

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