And now for a little humor (albeit old)
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And now for a little humor (albeit old)
We've Got Fossils - We win ~ Lewis Black
Red meat, cheese, tobacco, and liquor...it works for me ~ Anthony Bourdain
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Red meat, cheese, tobacco, and liquor...it works for me ~ Anthony Bourdain
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Re: And now for a little humor (albeit old)
well..you did say a "little"MichelleH wrote:
Regards Ernie
just a little more
"The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life.
For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system.
When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn’t need its brain anymore, so it eats it.
It’s rather like getting tenure." -Daniel C. Dennett
For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system.
When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn’t need its brain anymore, so it eats it.
It’s rather like getting tenure." -Daniel C. Dennett
Regards Ernie
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Re: And now for a little humor (albeit old)
The guys at the barber shop asked me to name the actress I would most like to be stuck with in an elevator.
I told them the one who knows how to fix elevators.
I'm old, I'm tired, and I have to pee a lot.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin