ROTFLMAO..right you are! (they all look alike to memarduk wrote:reallywere known to pull a DeNiro, thump their chest and bellow "I love the smell of Punta Patilla in the morning".
where I come from they call that Pulling a Duvall

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Neither fundies nor moderates should be upset by the fact that relatively speaking Judah was just a blip on the map. I am not sure why that detracts from anyones belief. The bible never claimed they were earth shakers.
However....this seems to be news to the Pharoah who, in spite of the megalomania usually attributed to Egyptian kings, did not bother to mention his allegedly profitable attack on Jerusalem."Shishak king of Egypt came up against Jerusalem, and took away the treasures of the house of the LORD, and the treasures of the king's house; he took all: he carried away also the shields of gold which Solomon had made." 2 Chronicles 12:9
http://www.bibleinterp.com/articles/Wil ... ragraph1-2The reconstructions of the campaign offered by these scholars leave a couple of questions unanswered. First, while the biblical account of the campaign only mentions Jerusalem as the focus of the Egyptian attack, few sites in Judah are found in the triumphal relief. Instead, the list comprises sites in Israel and the Negev.
Put into perspective, the high point of the Hebrew kingdom lasted somewhat less than 80 years (two kings according to the bibles own testimony). Hardly the stuff of empires. It is not outside the realm of possibility that the hebrews enjoyed a measure of success in conquering small kngdoms and other nomadic tribes and claimed a widespread kingdom. As I recall the Philistines were never really conquered although there may have been some years of peace. This eventually fell apart when the kingdom split upon the death of Solomon. Civil war raged off and on for the next several hundred years.Minimalist wrote:The bible claims that David ruled an Empire from the Euphrates to Sinai. To the Fundis (and Arch has expressed this in no uncertain terms) if every word in the bible is not literally TRUE then there is NO HOPE FOR MAN. His words which I believe I have quoted acurately. So, in spite of the fact that there is not a shred of evidence for anything in the bible relative to an enslavement in Egypt or a far-flung empire or even a sacking of Jerusalem by Sheshonq I.
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However....this seems to be news to the Pharoah who, in spite of the megalomania usually attributed to Egyptian kings, did not bother to mention his allegedly profitable attack on Jerusalem.