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Doctor X wrote:Bah! Moby Dick was scrawled by an effeminate failure who also spat such abominations as "Billy Budd" and "Bartleby the Who Really Gives a Shit?"

Now, CONRAD . . . there was a writer who knew the sea . . . and actually sailed upon it not as someone's butt-boy.

--J.D.

P.S. What? Oh . . . on topic? Let me check my files. . . .

uh huh. you are sorta.

wasn't it conrad wrote "the secret sharer?"

don't billy budd me.

also he was a middle european who has to quit the sea because of health problems and then learned anglaise as a second language.

typical publish or die hack.


where i think we may be in concordance is the simple phrase - from the heart of darkness -

"the horror, the horror"

yes maa'm. i will write one hundred times on the blackboard after school

" i will not ever think again"


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ed wrote:Anyway, expound on the two flood versions.
Far be it for me to deny the request to [Pontificate--Ed.] educate. . . .

Actually, I need to compile the "evidences" on the Floods specifically since I rarely meet a fundi willing to fight on this regard--seriously. Here is a short description I did regarding the amount of water:

The relevant passages are:
  • J: Gen 7:19-20
    P: Gen 8:1-2a; 3b-5
And the waters had grown very, very strong on the earth, so they covered all the high mountains that are under all the skies. Fifteen cubits above, the waters grew stronger, and they covered the mountains.

And Elohim remembered Noah and all the wild animals and all the domestic animals that were with him in the ark, and Elohim passed a wind over the earth, and the water decreased. And the fountains of the deep and the apertures of the skies were shut, and the water receded at the end of a hundred fifty days. And the ark rested in the seventh month, in the seventeenth day of the month, on the mountains of Ararat. And the water went on receding until the tenth month. In the tenth month, in the first of the month, the tops of the mountains appeared.

So where are these "fountains of the deep" and "apertures of the skies?" described in the P story? As Friedman notes, in the P Creation Myth a firmament separates waters above and below it. "The universe in that story is thus a habitable bubble surrounded by water. This same conception is assumed in the P flood story, in which the 'apertures of the skies' and the 'fountains of the great deep' are broken up so that the waters flow in."

To understand the different versions, one should look at the Friedman Bible with Sources Revealed reference to see the two identified. Basically, you have two competing versions "stitched" together by a later redactor. This is why you have two difference sets of animals--for the P author, since you can only sacrifice centrally, you do not need all of those extra animals for sacrifice. For the J writer, you do.

Fortunately, I wrote out an explanation of the basics of the Documentary Hypothesis--which is, frankly, a fact, not a hypothesis--scholars argue about the dating and identity of the authors--for a [Blathering--Ed.] essay on the problems with the concept "ten commandments." Here is the explanation:

First, a brief introduction to whom the writers were according to Friedman's summary of the Documentary Hypothesis. His second source provides a nice summary of the arguments for multi-authorship in a 31-page introduction, whilst providing the texts of the Pentateuch divided into the authors. This makes seeing how the Redactor blended the J and P versions of the Flood Myth much easier, for example. I will not get into possible layers of authorship, though it appears that the main authors represent the work of individuals rather than committees or schools. D is usually divided into two authors, and Friedman argues for the same author writing at different periods. Friedman details theories on the dates for these authors in his references.

J: is the "Jahwist" author, known for his use of YHWH for the name of the deity. He never uses Elohim, though individuals in the J stories may. Friedman demonstrates the connection between J and Judah which I will not summarize for space.

E: is the "Eloist" author, known for his use of Elohim for the name of the deity. "Elohim" is actually plural--"gods"--and while the traditions may preserve truly polytheistic conceptions, by context the name refers to at least a deity more important than the others. Just to cause confusion, E will switch to YHWH after he appears to Moses and identifies himself as such. Friedman identifies E as a Shiloh Levite priest, possibly descended from the Mosaic line, named Bob [Stop that.--Ed.]. Right, again, he devotes about a chapter to the evidence for this.

D: is the Deutronomistic author, who, according to Friedman, writes a lot of the OT--Deuteronomy-Joshua-Judges-1 & 2 Samuel-1 & 2 Kings. He has similar attitudes as E--hates Aaronid priesthood: "In his introduction and conclusion to the book of Deuteronomy, he mentioned Aaron only twice: once to say that he died, and once to say that God was mad enough to destroy him in the matter of the golden calf." Long . . . long . . . long story short, Friedman suggests he is Jeremiah or, more likely, Jeremiah's scribe Baruch.

D generally uses JE, but does quote P to reverse P. For example, the book of Jeremiah contains quotes from P. It ". . . reverses the language of the P creation story, denies that God emphasized matters of sacrifices in the day that Israel left Egypt. Jeremiah knew the Priestly laws and stories. He did not like them, but he knew them."

P: is the "Priestly" author. He uses JE and follows the stories. Indeed, he uses Elohim like E, though, according to Friedman, his style is so identifiable, he was easy to separate from E. Also, the "Elohim" stories have "doublets"--repeated material--which suggests two authors. Friedman identifies him as an Aaronid priest, or one serving their interests. P promotes Aaron and diminishes Moses:
P was written as an alternative to JE. The JE stories regularly said: "And Yahweh said unto Moses. . . ." But the author of P often made it: "And Yahweh said unto Moses and unto Aaron. . . ."
Again, Friedman goes into detail. Here is a fun one for you Creation Fans:
. . . in the twin stories of the flood . . . the J version said that Noah took seven pairs of all the clean (i.e., fit for sacrifice) animals and one pair of the unclean animals on the ark. But P just said that it was two of every kind of animal. Why? Because, in J, at the end of the story Noah offers a sacrifice. He therefore needs more than two of each of the clean animals or his sacrifice would wipe out a species. In P's perspective, however, two sheep and two cows are enough because there will be no portrayals of sacrifices until the consecration of Aaron (Friedman, WWtB).
R: is the "Redactor" who put together the texts. Interestingly, he does not significantly "harmonize" the stories--removing repetitions or even conflicts--and contributes little "new" material.

Since some Liberal Scum Friend [Tm.--Ed.] has just joined me for beer, I am just going to paste-in this second detailed description that gives proposed dates for the authors:

J: is the "Jahwist" author, known for his use of YHWH for the name of the deity. He never uses Elohim, though individuals in the J stories may. Friedman demonstrates the connection between J and Judah which I will not summarize for space. Friedman argues for a date between 848 and 722 BCE based on textual evidence.

E: is the "Eloist" author, known for his use of Elohim for the name of the deity. "Elohim" is actually plural--"gods"--and while the traditions may preserve truly polytheistic conceptions, by context the name refers to at least a deity more important than the others. Just to cause confusion, E will switch to YHWH after he appears to Moses and identifies himself as such. Friedman identifies E as a Shiloh Levite priest, possibly descended from the Mosaic line, named Bob [Stop that.--Ed.]. Right, again, he devotes about a chapter to the evidence for this. Since E wrote during the existence of Israel, Friedman dates him to between 922 and 722 BCE.

D: is the Deutronomistic author, who, according to Friedman, writes a lot of the OT--Deuteronomy-Joshua-Judges-1 & 2 Samuel-1 & 2 Kings. He has similar attitudes as E--hates Aaronid priesthood: "In his introduction and conclusion to the book of Deuteronomy, he mentioned Aaron only twice: once to say that he died, and once to say that God was mad enough to destroy him in the matter of the golden calf." D is actually two histories. The first, Dtr1 was written during the reign of King Josiah of Judah at about 622 BCE. The second, Dtr2, was written during the exile following the Babylonian destruction of Jerusalem and the Second Temple in 587 BCE. While scholars generally consider these to be the product of "Deuteronomistic schools," Friedman argues for a single author.Long . . . long . . . long story short, Friedman suggests he is Jeremiah or, more likely, Jeremiah's scribe Baruch.

D generally uses JE, but does quote P to reverse P. For example, the book of Jeremiah contains quotes from P. It ". . . reverses the language of the P creation story, denies that God emphasized matters of sacrifices in the day that Israel left Egypt. Jeremiah knew the Priestly laws and stories. He did not like them, but he knew them."

P: is the "Priestly" author. He uses JE and follows the stories. Indeed, he uses Elohim like E, though, according to Friedman, his style is so identifiable, he was easy to separate from E. Also, the "Elohim" stories have "doublets"--repeated material--which suggests two authors. Friedman identifies him as an Aaronid priest, or one serving their interests. P promotes Aaron and diminishes Moses


References:

Friedman RE. Who Wrote the Bible?. 2nd Ed. San Francisco: Harper Collins, 1997.

Friedman RE. The Bible with Sources Revealed. San Francisco: Harper Collins, 2003.
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Doctor X wrote:
ed wrote:Anyway, expound on the two flood versions.
Far be it for me to deny the request to [Pontificate--Ed.] educate. . . .

Actually, I need to compile the "evidences" on the Floods specifically since I rarely meet a fundi willing to fight on this regard--seriously. Here is a short description I did regarding the amount of water:

The relevant passages are:
  • J: Gen 7:19-20
    P: Gen 8:1-2a; 3b-5
And the waters had grown very, very strong on the earth, so they covered all the high mountains that are under all the skies. Fifteen cubits above, the waters grew stronger, and they covered the mountains.

And Elohim remembered Noah and all the wild animals and all the domestic animals that were with him in the ark, and Elohim passed a wind over the earth, and the water decreased. And the fountains of the deep and the apertures of the skies were shut, and the water receded at the end of a hundred fifty days. And the ark rested in the seventh month, in the seventeenth day of the month, on the mountains of Ararat. And the water went on receding until the tenth month. In the tenth month, in the first of the month, the tops of the mountains appeared.

So where are these "fountains of the deep" and "apertures of the skies?" described in the P story? As Friedman notes, in the P Creation Myth a firmament separates waters above and below it. "The universe in that story is thus a habitable bubble surrounded by water. This same conception is assumed in the P flood story, in which the 'apertures of the skies' and the 'fountains of the great deep' are broken up so that the waters flow in."

To understand the different versions, one should look at the Friedman Bible with Sources Revealed reference to see the two identified. Basically, you have two competing versions "stitched" together by a later redactor. This is why you have two difference sets of animals--for the P author, since you can only sacrifice centrally, you do not need all of those extra animals for sacrifice. For the J writer, you do.

Fortunately, I wrote out an explanation of the basics of the Documentary Hypothesis--which is, frankly, a fact, not a hypothesis--scholars argue about the dating and identity of the authors--for a [Blathering--Ed.] essay on the problems with the concept "ten commandments." Here is the explanation:

First, a brief introduction to whom the writers were according to Friedman's summary of the Documentary Hypothesis. His second source provides a nice summary of the arguments for multi-authorship in a 31-page introduction, whilst providing the texts of the Pentateuch divided into the authors. This makes seeing how the Redactor blended the J and P versions of the Flood Myth much easier, for example. I will not get into possible layers of authorship, though it appears that the main authors represent the work of individuals rather than committees or schools. D is usually divided into two authors, and Friedman argues for the same author writing at different periods. Friedman details theories on the dates for these authors in his references.

J: is the "Jahwist" author, known for his use of YHWH for the name of the deity. He never uses Elohim, though individuals in the J stories may. Friedman demonstrates the connection between J and Judah which I will not summarize for space.

E: is the "Eloist" author, known for his use of Elohim for the name of the deity. "Elohim" is actually plural--"gods"--and while the traditions may preserve truly polytheistic conceptions, by context the name refers to at least a deity more important than the others. Just to cause confusion, E will switch to YHWH after he appears to Moses and identifies himself as such. Friedman identifies E as a Shiloh Levite priest, possibly descended from the Mosaic line, named Bob [Stop that.--Ed.]. Right, again, he devotes about a chapter to the evidence for this.

D: is the Deutronomistic author, who, according to Friedman, writes a lot of the OT--Deuteronomy-Joshua-Judges-1 & 2 Samuel-1 & 2 Kings. He has similar attitudes as E--hates Aaronid priesthood: "In his introduction and conclusion to the book of Deuteronomy, he mentioned Aaron only twice: once to say that he died, and once to say that God was mad enough to destroy him in the matter of the golden calf." Long . . . long . . . long story short, Friedman suggests he is Jeremiah or, more likely, Jeremiah's scribe Baruch.

D generally uses JE, but does quote P to reverse P. For example, the book of Jeremiah contains quotes from P. It ". . . reverses the language of the P creation story, denies that God emphasized matters of sacrifices in the day that Israel left Egypt. Jeremiah knew the Priestly laws and stories. He did not like them, but he knew them."

P: is the "Priestly" author. He uses JE and follows the stories. Indeed, he uses Elohim like E, though, according to Friedman, his style is so identifiable, he was easy to separate from E. Also, the "Elohim" stories have "doublets"--repeated material--which suggests two authors. Friedman identifies him as an Aaronid priest, or one serving their interests. P promotes Aaron and diminishes Moses:
P was written as an alternative to JE. The JE stories regularly said: "And Yahweh said unto Moses. . . ." But the author of P often made it: "And Yahweh said unto Moses and unto Aaron. . . ."
Again, Friedman goes into detail. Here is a fun one for you Creation Fans:
. . . in the twin stories of the flood . . . the J version said that Noah took seven pairs of all the clean (i.e., fit for sacrifice) animals and one pair of the unclean animals on the ark. But P just said that it was two of every kind of animal. Why? Because, in J, at the end of the story Noah offers a sacrifice. He therefore needs more than two of each of the clean animals or his sacrifice would wipe out a species. In P's perspective, however, two sheep and two cows are enough because there will be no portrayals of sacrifices until the consecration of Aaron (Friedman, WWtB).
R: is the "Redactor" who put together the texts. Interestingly, he does not significantly "harmonize" the stories--removing repetitions or even conflicts--and contributes little "new" material.

Since some Liberal Scum Friend [Tm.--Ed.] has just joined me for beer, I am just going to paste-in this second detailed description that gives proposed dates for the authors:

J: is the "Jahwist" author, known for his use of YHWH for the name of the deity. He never uses Elohim, though individuals in the J stories may. Friedman demonstrates the connection between J and Judah which I will not summarize for space. Friedman argues for a date between 848 and 722 BCE based on textual evidence.

E: is the "Eloist" author, known for his use of Elohim for the name of the deity. "Elohim" is actually plural--"gods"--and while the traditions may preserve truly polytheistic conceptions, by context the name refers to at least a deity more important than the others. Just to cause confusion, E will switch to YHWH after he appears to Moses and identifies himself as such. Friedman identifies E as a Shiloh Levite priest, possibly descended from the Mosaic line, named Bob [Stop that.--Ed.]. Right, again, he devotes about a chapter to the evidence for this. Since E wrote during the existence of Israel, Friedman dates him to between 922 and 722 BCE.

D: is the Deutronomistic author, who, according to Friedman, writes a lot of the OT--Deuteronomy-Joshua-Judges-1 & 2 Samuel-1 & 2 Kings. He has similar attitudes as E--hates Aaronid priesthood: "In his introduction and conclusion to the book of Deuteronomy, he mentioned Aaron only twice: once to say that he died, and once to say that God was mad enough to destroy him in the matter of the golden calf." D is actually two histories. The first, Dtr1 was written during the reign of King Josiah of Judah at about 622 BCE. The second, Dtr2, was written during the exile following the Babylonian destruction of Jerusalem and the Second Temple in 587 BCE. While scholars generally consider these to be the product of "Deuteronomistic schools," Friedman argues for a single author.Long . . . long . . . long story short, Friedman suggests he is Jeremiah or, more likely, Jeremiah's scribe Baruch.

D generally uses JE, but does quote P to reverse P. For example, the book of Jeremiah contains quotes from P. It ". . . reverses the language of the P creation story, denies that God emphasized matters of sacrifices in the day that Israel left Egypt. Jeremiah knew the Priestly laws and stories. He did not like them, but he knew them."

P: is the "Priestly" author. He uses JE and follows the stories. Indeed, he uses Elohim like E, though, according to Friedman, his style is so identifiable, he was easy to separate from E. Also, the "Elohim" stories have "doublets"--repeated material--which suggests two authors. Friedman identifies him as an Aaronid priest, or one serving their interests. P promotes Aaron and diminishes Moses


References:

Friedman RE. Who Wrote the Bible?. 2nd Ed. San Francisco: Harper Collins, 1997.

Friedman RE. The Bible with Sources Revealed. San Francisco: Harper Collins, 2003.

but - enquiring minds want to know -

who was the cabin boy?


john

ps

how does the saying go (don't have the book handy)

"mistah kurtz, he dead."
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those aren't the two different flood stories
those are just two versions of the derivation
heres some quotes from the real two different versions
Gilgamesh: -
When a seventh day arrived
I sent forth a dove and released it.
The dove went off, but came back to me;
no perch was visible so it circled back to me.

Genesis 7
8 And he sent forth a dove from him, to see if the waters were abated from off the face of the ground. 9 But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him to the ark, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth

Gilgamesh
I sent forth a raven and released it.
The raven went off, and saw the waters slither back.
It eats, it scratches, it bobs, but does not circle back to me.
Genesis 7
7 And he sent forth a raven, and it went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the earth
as you can see the one dating from 650bce (Biblical) can't possibly be based on the version from 2300bce (Gilgamesh) because in the older story the God Enlil sends the flood which would mean that whoever wrote the later story was a plaguiarist
and according to the fundies the one who wrote the later story was God
:lol: :lol: :lol:

if this ever came up in copyright court YHWH would get sued a fortune wouldn't he :twisted:
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0 for 9 so far .
Basically, you have two competing versions "stitched" together by a later redactor
prove it.

it is certainly easy to sit there and call for evidence then dismiss it because it isn't what you want to hear. so far all i have seen is a pretty pathetic job of presenting a viable and credible argument in proof of the non-existence of the flood.

saying that it was stitched together doesn't count as proof. using the JEPD argument isn't a credible argument for no proof is attached that the Bible was written in that manner.
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prove it.

It has been. To any rational mind.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.

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you never can do it, you find some way to avoid the issue or the challenge

but that goes for the rest of them as well.
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archaeologist wrote:you never can do it, you find some way to avoid the issue or the challenge

but that goes for the rest of them as well.

speaking of avoiding.

location, location, location.

as in one big-ass boat parked on a mountain somewhere

you should also be able to trace the spread of all species of animals from a single geographical spot on the earth, 12k years ago or less, by yr. own argument.

please provide evidence for said boat.

please provide evidence for said animal species.

for example, ebola HAD to be on board, for the simple reason that evolution doesn't exist.

per god.

if you lack evidence or argument for the above,

you should at least be able to give me the name of noah's cabin boy.

or at least the biblical reference,

chapter and verse.


john

ps

even though the boat was really, really big i still can't figure out how he got all the dinosaurs onboard, or where they went to after he let them go.

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and btw

the israelites - never a people to miss a trick -

would certainly have used the dinosaurs as heavy cavalry mounts

in their various conquests.

all i need is your affirmation of the remains of same, along with sauropod saddles & bridles.



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archaeologist wrote:you never can do it, you find some way to avoid the issue or the challenge

but that goes for the rest of them as well.

You refuse to read anything except your silly-ass bible or writers who tell you what you want to hear.

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You stand there with your fingers in your ears....or worse....looking like a complete jackass demanding proof which you might or might not understand but you refuse to read it so what's the point.

Friedman's position on the bible is well established.

By everyone except Fundy nut jobs.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.

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damn. after all these years.


and i never realized..............


its fred and wilma flintSTEIN.

i take it all back, arch



yabba dabba doo

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John:

"You ignorant slut, you!"

Conrad lived the Heart of Darkness.

Conrad seduced women to help the gun running.

Conrad was considered the master of the English language in the Victorian period.

Conrad was offered a knight-hood--Dickens never was, Melville never was.

Melville was raped by hairy sea men.

Marduk:

Oh indeed. They are separate versions of a base tale, indeed. The problem I am pummeling the Fundi with is that they are irreconcilable.

Minimalist:

And he is rather pathetic at it--shoving his head in the sands. "Prove it"--he is free to consult the references with their considerable bibliographies of peer-reviewed literature and demonstrate where they are wrong.

He cannot, as he cannot refute any of the other evidence given to him.

Actually, he is rather a weak fundamentalist, not even able to trot out the clever apologies.

Finally, he really do not know his biblical texts.

--J.D.
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"You ignorant slut, you!"

quite aware of your various assertions.

but you still haven't addressed "the secret sharer"

did god invent the wheelbarrow so you could learn to stand upright?


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john wrote:but you still haven't addressed "the secret sharer"
The Secret Sharer is the counterpoint--the answer--to the Heart of Darkness.
did god invent the wheelbarrow so you could learn to stand upright?
Yes.

Then on the eight day he invented color television.

It is all there . . . in the Hypostasis of the Archons. . . .

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a knighthood being, obviously,

the sine qua non

of literary achievement.

do tell.

shit.

i'll have to reorganize my library

per british regencies.


alas, poor dewey!


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