Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we have an expert in our midst. Sir, we salute you and your pioneering spirit!!!dannan14 wrote:Advanced beer bong technology requires several peripherals. For example, say you are on a second floor balcony, but your friends are on the ground. You could simply attach a 14' hose to the funnel and proceed as usual. This would be a grave error.
Depending on the size of the funnel and diameter of the hose, the capacity of such a bong can be well over a six pack. This is an enormous amount of liquid to have forced into one's stomach at once and if one is standing at the time disaster (in the form of a cracked skull) may occur. Also, beer may be spilled in the process and that is of course a major no no.
The solution is obvious. At the bottom end of the hose one must attach a valve. This allows more control over the flow of the beer and will help prevent unnecessary spillage.
The remaining peripherals are just as essential as the valve. A crash helmet and a comfortable, reclining easy chair make beer bonging a safe and happy experience.
i hope this has been helpful and informative to those readers who have never had the opportunity to imbibe mass quantities of cheap, bad-tasting beer at great velocity.
Yet another thread about booze in ancient times
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Years ago, (pre marriage) my local pub used a similar technology to deprive punters of their money.
The punter, (victim) would be wagered that he could not drink a pint of beer through a coaching horn in several minutes.
He would be persuaded to lie on his back with the horn in his mouth whilst his torturer stood by, pint in hand
It is of course dead easy, all you have to do is keep your tongue inside the horn's mouth piece to control the flow of beer.
With the victim ready, tongue correctly place and beer at the ready, the victim was asked very kindly if he was comfortable? Would he like a cushion under his head?
As soon as he replied the pint mug was upended!
It wasn't a cushion that was needed it was a sponge!
The punter, (victim) would be wagered that he could not drink a pint of beer through a coaching horn in several minutes.
He would be persuaded to lie on his back with the horn in his mouth whilst his torturer stood by, pint in hand
It is of course dead easy, all you have to do is keep your tongue inside the horn's mouth piece to control the flow of beer.
With the victim ready, tongue correctly place and beer at the ready, the victim was asked very kindly if he was comfortable? Would he like a cushion under his head?
As soon as he replied the pint mug was upended!
It wasn't a cushion that was needed it was a sponge!
On one occasion, our entire apartment complex had a huge party in the parking lot. We were offering beer bongs to anyone who was willing to take them. One moron kept spouting off about how easy it was and how lame we were but he would do it anyway for the free beer. We included 4 shots of vodka in his bong full and he never came back.
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I told you guys. A freaking frat house!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/200 ... ovedtosing
Complete with booze and broads. What more could a guy want?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/200 ... ovedtosing
Ancient hunters painted the sections of their cave dwellings where singing, humming and music sounded best, a new study suggests.
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Analyzing the famous, ochre-splashed cave walls of France, the most densely painted areas were also those with the best acoustics, the scientists found. Humming into some bends in the wall even produced sounds mimicking the animals painted there.
Complete with booze and broads. What more could a guy want?
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Can't you capture that with your built-in webcam on video, WA? Please? I, for one, would really like see you "bristle your moustache"... How is that done anyway? Can you shoot it close-up at a super high frame rate please? Some extra backlight may 'spice up' and dramatize the image a bit. To make it a photographically interesting image. So that we get to see a long drawn-out slo-mo? Be reasonable: we need a laugh too, every now and then!War Arrow wrote:Hear! Hear! (thumps table with fist and fiercely bristles moustache in support).Minimalist wrote:I just don't think it's possible to have too many threads about this kind of a subject.
This is REAL archaeology.
Happily I am able to report that the internet proves to be a cornucopia of research material, this short film for example which appears to capture an experiment aimed at determining the optimum strategum applicable for beer bong technology when used in conjunction with a person (or persons) of restricted growth. Truly, the more one learns, the more one realises how much is yet left to learn.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=b ... tesearch=#
Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating!
