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Frank Harrist

Post by Frank Harrist »

What's up Hatchettman! Damned if I ain't unemployed again. Got laid off. No worries. I could use a little time off. They'll call me back. How's things in your neck of the woods. (We have to talk like Texans. The others like it.) :lol: Shooooot podnuh, if gas wasn't so durn high I'd come visit you and git a gander at yer site. (See, like that)







Where's that dang smiley with the cowboy hat?
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Holy Shit...Frank's back.

Bad news, Frank. Arch is gone.
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Frank Harrist wrote: Where's that dang smiley with the cowboy hat?


YOu mean, this?

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Frank Harrist

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Yep I'm back. At least for tonight. Arch was gone before I left, Bob. In fact I may have had something to do with that.
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That's okay. I'm still frying his fanny over at Kokobridge.
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Frank Harrist

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Good for you! That lone ranger smiley will work just fine. Now If I could just remember how to steal smileys.
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Right click on the picture, copy the url, paste it into Img.

Voila...A smiley thief.
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Post by Rokcet Scientist »

Hey Frank!
How ya doin'?
We were just talking about you the other day.
Only good stuff of course! 8)
Wassup with your PC and/or online connection? Got it figured now?
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viola! (My french ain't real good) What's a raisin detre?
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Reason for being.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.

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Post by Frank Harrist »

Rokcet Scientist wrote:Hey Frank!
How ya doin'?
We were just talking about you the other day.
Only good stuff of course! 8)
Wassup with your PC and/or online connection? Got it figured now?
Dude! They let you back in? What's the world coming to? Good to see you. I still have no internet service. I got laid off today so it's still on hold. I'm on my buddy's comp now. I missed you guys! As for the lay off. I could use a little time off. They will call me back. I'm on a semi-paid vacation as of now. I'm gonna draw some of the unemployment I wasn't able to draw last time. Just bummin' around for a little while. If I had money I'd come visit all you guys. (Promise or warning?) Don't worry! I'm not going too far from home. (Damn how I do ramble on!) Image
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Minimalist wrote:Reason for being.
I kinda got the drift of it, but didn't know the literal translation. Thanks.
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Shit, I was in Texas visiting Charlie back in April. That would have been the time.
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How's things in your neck of the woods. (We have to talk like Texans. The others like it.) Shooooot podnuh, if gas wasn't so durn high I'd come visit you and git a gander at yer site. (See, like that)
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Well, I'll tell ya', pardner, your always welcome and you can stay here, so no worry about room or food (ask Min...wifey's a pretty good cook!). Just gas to get here..that's it. I haven't forgot that you were the very first guy to take interest in the site. 8)
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Yeah I'm gullible like that. :wink:
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