Cloth-Clad Clovis

[Digit]

Too late Frank, I've got my foot in the door now, he's doomed to the hellfire that awaits all Darwin Deniers.

Roy.

[Frank Harrist]

Go for it. I ain't wasting my time. It's like arguing with a stop sign. All the BS he spouts makes sense to him, even though it's pure nonsense to any intelligent person. I'm sure he's looking up big words to use as we speak. Makes him feel intelligent and superior. I choose not to try and enlighten someone who refuses to see the logical truth. Those types hide from the light. Let him wallow in his ignorance. Like Arch.

[Digit]

No, no, no, Frank, one must not give up on the sinner, salvation awaits!

Roy.

[dannan14]

Roy, Bob, we're wasting our time arguing with this guy.

Absolutely, but you see gents I'm a secret Jehovah's Witness and I'll keep knocking at his door till he tells me to B****r off!
Then of course there's entertainment value!

Roy.

i'm at work right now so i can't go looking for the link, but i will post it when i get home if no one has found it by then. Go to Youtube and search for "Door to door atheists bother Mormons". It was created by an Australian documentary filmmaker who got fed up with Mormons knocking on his door early on Saturday mornings. It's a must see for people who are tired of door to door salespeople....whether they're selling an item, a service, or some Jebus.

[Minimalist]

If it is anything like the incomparable "Kissing Hank's Ass" it will be well worth the wait.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDp7pkEcJVQ

[Frank Harrist]

http://www.break.com/index/door_to_door ... rmons.html I love it!

[Minimalist]

Good stuff!




For some reason I don't get Mormons around here....just JWs. Doesn't matter. They're all sanctimonious bastards.

[Digit]

Ah! But you're allowed to shoot them, we're not!

Roy.

[Frank Harrist]

Ah! But you're allowed to shoot them, we're not!

Roy.

We are? Cool! (loads shotgun)

[Digit]

Roy.

[Minimalist]

[Digit]

What would we do without you Min?

Roy.

[Minimalist]

You need an irritant to make pearls.

Of course, that also works with diarrhea.

[dannan14]

One man's pearls are another man's diarrhea?

[Rokcet Scientist]

To me, he's the Jehova's Witless. I am not entertained.

Deal with it like Jehova's Witlesses need to be dealt with: break their foot in the door. They're asking for it, after all. Shouldn't have put their foot in...
There's a bonus attached: word gets around to the co-nuts that you are a footbreaker. From then on they'll probably give your front door a wide berth.

I used to 'welcome' their visits. Gave me a chance to hone my debating skills, not to mention humiliate them with my brilliant logic (cocksure adolescent myopia, of course ). Or so I thought anyway. Until it dawned on me that you don't get through to fundies. Ever! Not with any logic or reasoned argument. Because they are fundies! Who unerringly consider themselves the chosen people. The Jedis. A better class of people than you.
There's no arguing with deranged, blinkered people like that. That's a waste of time. So occasionally I use them for their only remaining value: entertainment.

The sad thing is, though, that the cost of that entertainment is getting out of hand, considering all the terrible damage fundie movements – a.k.a. 'churches', denominations, religions, 'political' parties/movements, organised cultures etc. – have done over the millennia. And are doing in our times as we speak: the 'Jihad', the paedophilia scandal, the holocaust, Stalinist purges, Maoïst famines, Khmer massacres, Hutu/Tutsi hackfests, "Hearts & Minds" strategies, American style http://collateralmurder.com/, etc. etc.
The current "altar boy scandal" will fester on for the next century unless dealt with, but may also be, hopefully, the undoing of the Christian church. The current Jedis of the West.
Although that will tragically not really solve anything, of course, because other popular idolatries will always spring up to fill the void. All eventually proving to be hot air again. And so on, and so forth.