Noah's Flood...
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There is no issue.
You believe in a book designed to scare sheep herders 2,500 years ago and I don't.
What is the issue?
You believe in a book designed to scare sheep herders 2,500 years ago and I don't.
What is the issue?
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
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Yeah....these are really good answers!
Don't let cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
Don't have a variety of crops on the same field. (Leviticus 19:19)
Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)
Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)
Any person who curseth his mother or father, must be killed. (Leviticus 20:9) Have you ever done that?
If a man cheats on his wife, or vise versa, both the man and the woman must die. (Leviticus 20:10). I wonder if Dr. Laura would like that one to be enforced?
If a man sleeps with his father's wife... both him and his father's wife is to be put to death. (Leviticus 20:11)
If a man sleeps with his wife and her mother they are all to be burnt to death. (Leviticus 20:14)
If a man or woman has sex with an animal, both human and animal must be killed. (Leviticus 20:15-16). I guess you should kill the animal since they were willing participants. Are they crazy?
If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be "cut off from their people" (Leviticus 20:18)
Psychics, wizards, and so on are to be stoned to death. (Leviticus 20:27)
If a priest's daughter is a whore, she is to be burnt at the stake. (Leviticus 21:9)
People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-18)
Anyone who curses or blasphemes God, should be stoned to death by the community. (Leviticus 24:14-16)
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
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Let's make a deal, right now.
Let's finish off the dissection of the Old Testament before we move on to that committee-driven, politically-inspired, male-oriented, pile of dung known as the NT.
One thing at a time or it will get too confusing.
Perchance did you get to see The Gospel of Judas on National Geographic last night. I don't know if that is available where you are but it was pretty good science.
Let's finish off the dissection of the Old Testament before we move on to that committee-driven, politically-inspired, male-oriented, pile of dung known as the NT.
One thing at a time or it will get too confusing.
Perchance did you get to see The Gospel of Judas on National Geographic last night. I don't know if that is available where you are but it was pretty good science.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
well then let's get this back to topic then---Let's finish off the dissection of the Old Testament before we move on to that committee-driven, politically-inspired, male-oriented, pile of dung known as the NT.
some evidence for the flood:
1. fossils found in one time period all killed at the same time
2. much evidence, though dated differently, for several 'great dyings' again a separate 'great dying' mentioned when discoveries were made in those oregon caves just published recently. that makes about 4 or 5 so far thati have read about.
3. scientists in the last couple years have confirmed that all species of dogs have come from one original pair.
4.all civilizations have a flood story. the only way possible for that to happen is if the story came down from the original survivors (noah and his family).
and so on
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No one is saying there haven't been floods.
What people are saying is that is was caused by the melting of ice and not some pissed off god who wanted to exterminate humanity and failed at that too.
What people are saying is that is was caused by the melting of ice and not some pissed off god who wanted to exterminate humanity and failed at that too.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
thatis the problem and why removing God is sopopular. If you remove God from the picture, you remove punisment for sin. thus if punishment is removed, then a person is allowed to live any life they choose without guilt.What people are saying is that is was caused by the melting of ice and not some pissed off god who wanted to exterminate humanity and failed at that too.
it is not hard to see the motivation, what is hard is for people to accept and live by the truth.
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The friggin' ice would have melted with or without your silly gods.
It's called Science. Wouldn't you be happier with a board full of bible-thumpers?
I'm sure they are out there.
It's called Science. Wouldn't you be happier with a board full of bible-thumpers?
I'm sure they are out there.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
hypotheticalThe friggin' ice would have melted with or without your silly gods.
no they ban you at the slightest reference to itler or you speak derogatorily about bush & the republican party or at the slightest violation of political correctness. they are more frustrating than youWouldn't you be happier with a board full of bible-thumpers?
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I agree that it is hard to separate the Republicans from the bible thumpers.
Perhaps you will enjoy this quote. Dave Barry is a fairly well known American humorist....sometimes his humor gets a little too close to the truth!
Perhaps you will enjoy this quote. Dave Barry is a fairly well known American humorist....sometimes his humor gets a little too close to the truth!
“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
well alright, now we are getting to the reason I came on this forum.Min:No one is saying there haven't been floods.
Can someone please help me.
What do you look for in the stratum layer that shows there was a huge flood, and is there evidence.
I did do an exhausting search on-line but had trouble finding
good info. I swear I saw it on National Geographic or something
like that. And now I cant find it.
At least you two sort of agreed on this point, just a wee bit?

the problem here is , as proven by ryan, pittman and ballard,much evidence that pertains to flood evidence is buried deep. it is highly unlikely that man will come upon a lot of it and if they do, they will mistakenly interpret that evidence as for a local not a global flood.What do you look for in the stratum layer that shows there was a huge flood, and is there evidence
i always have enjoyed dave barry and yes there are christians who, sadly, would respond in that manner. unfortunately, the ideas of Christ sometimes do not penerate deep enough to make any impact.Dave Barry is a fairly well known American humorist....sometimes his humor gets a little too close to the truth!
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wtrfall wrote:well alright, now we are getting to the reason I came on this forum.Min:No one is saying there haven't been floods.
Can someone please help me.
What do you look for in the stratum layer that shows there was a huge flood, and is there evidence.
I did do an exhausting search on-line but had trouble finding
good info. I swear I saw it on National Geographic or something
like that. And now I cant find it.
At least you two sort of agreed on this point, just a wee bit?
No, not really. Arch believes in a biblical flood which covered the entire earth because god, a psychotic mass murderer as he is depicted, got pissed off.
Forgetting the Black Sea flood for now, I envision mankind driven to near extinction by the meltdown of the ice age and the rising of the ocean levels by some 300-400 meters. Our own mythology shows shared memories of such events by cultures which could not possibly have known about each other if the standard line of human history is followed. And of course, the bible version is not even worth discussing.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
mythologyis not fact nor is it scientific, so why don't you follow your own rules?Our own mythology shows shared memories of such events by cultures which could not possibly have known about each other if the standard line of human history is followed.
not enough water in the ice to do cover that much depth. you do not even know if there reallywas an ice age. why don't you start talking truth instead of scientific mumbo-jumbo.I envision mankind driven to near extinction by the meltdown of the ice age and the rising of the ocean levels by some 300-400 meters