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Min, could you do something about this?
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From Today's News guys.....
DNA-Based Neanderthal Face Unveiled
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... photo.html

DNA-Based Neanderthal Face Unveiled
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... photo.html

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And that's all.
the findings had suggested that at least some Neanderthals would have had red hair, pale skin, and possibly freckles ...
The findings do not suggest that that "Wilma", as they have called her, didn't bother to wash her face or groom her hair or, for that matter, had a permanent case of PMT as that expression conveys.
When will we learn to view these people without all our own prejudices getting in the way?
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Ishtar of Ishtar's Gate and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
Wilma
Yes, that is a terrifically imaginative rendition of someone whose progeny survived in one of the most difficult climactic locales for the last 250,000 years or so.The findings do not suggest that that "Wilma", as they have called her, didn't bother to wash her face or groom her hair or, for that matter, had a permanent case of PMT as that expression conveys.

Instead of being flat out filthy and unkempt I will attempt to get an artist to provde a alternative sketch of Wilma with braided hair complete with beads and facial tattoos. Could take a couple of weeks since she is out of town, but enough is enough!

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I will ask that a smile repace the scowl on Wilma's face. As a matter of fact, we will create "Betty" instead.
If Fred Flintstone's wife looks like a dog, at least Barney Rubble's can have some class.
If Fred Flintstone's wife looks like a dog, at least Barney Rubble's can have some class.

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I think you should get the artist to make her a really hot chick. I'm sure those women were all all-woman type women! How else could they have got HSS in the sack? 
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pattylt wrote:Like any woman would ever wear any outfit that made her look fat!


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Ishtar of Ishtar's Gate and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
Wilma
I think you should get the artist to make her a really hot chick. I'm sure those women were all all-woman type women! How else could they have got HSS in the sack?

The cartoon Wilma's kinda hot - I'd do her!

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