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OT: Add Them to the Axis of Evil!

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:01 am
by Minimalist
Damn Swiss!

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200703 ... EAL00.html
ZURICH, Switzerland (AP) - What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein.

According to Swiss daily Blick, the 170 infantry soldiers wandered just over a mile across an unmarked border into the tiny principality early Thursday before realizing their mistake and turning back.

Aggression must be stopped!

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:43 am
by Digit
Having supposedly invented the Cuckoo clock perhaps they should now have a crack at the compass.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:45 pm
by Minimalist
Don't their famous "knives" have a built in compass?

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:50 pm
by Digit
If not perhaps they should have.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:54 pm
by Minimalist
Looks like they have to train them to use it!

http://www.swiss-army-knife-wenger.co.u ... imate.html
Can opener

Large blade
Nail file - nail cleaner - screwdriver for small cross head screws
Corkscrew
Thread guide
Wood Saw
Metal Saw
Fish disgorger
Fish descaler
Wrench
Compass
Pliers
Magnifying glass
Scissors
Reamer
Screwdriver with safety lock system (patented) - cap lifter - wire bender

Toothpick
Tweezers
Keyring loop

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:58 pm
by Digit
Good grief! No kitchen sink?

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:44 pm
by Minimalist
Can't have everything, I suppose.