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The TRUTH they don't want YOU to discover
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:11 am
by War Arrow
From Codex Zouche-Nuttall, preConquest Codex from Tilantongo, Oaxaca, Mixtec culture.
The Simpsons, postConquest modern fable from North America.
HA! You Americans. You all think you're so clever AND YET you are all descended from MEXICANS. Not anyone else, MEXICANS - just look at the pictures if you don't believe me!!! It is TRUE. The proof speaks for itself. Yes indeed.
Will you be open minded OR ARE YOU BLINDED BY SO-CALLED FACTS AND THE LIES OF THOSE WHO TELL LIES!!!???
Hmmm.... maybe I should've posted this startling new find in New World?
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:51 pm
by Ishtar
Very good, WA!
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:03 pm
by War Arrow
Ishtar wrote:Very good, WA!
Thanks and welcome aboard Comrade! Let's see the CLUB try and silence us NOW!
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:08 pm
by Ishtar
Man the barricades!
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:44 am
by War Arrow
Further INCONTRIVERTIBLE evidence:
Dog wearing human mask, Western Mexican culture.
Antipodean humourist and commentator, Clive James.
Australians also MEXICAN!
Let's see them (and of course people of "their kind") try and deny it NOW!
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:00 am
by Minimalist
You all think you're so clever AND YET you are all descended from MEXICANS.
Sssshhhh, W/A. You will raise the paranoia level of the anti-immigration crowd to new heights!
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:09 am
by War Arrow
Minimalist wrote:You all think you're so clever AND YET you are all descended from MEXICANS.
Sssshhhh, W/A. You will raise the paranoia level of the anti-immigration crowd to new heights!
(whispering): To be honest, Min, I'm just relieved no-one's yet taken this thread on face value...
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:39 pm
by Ishtar
Ha! No conspiracy they say? Well, now finally the TRUTH can be revealed!!
Moses, 13th century BCE Biblical Hebrew religious leader, lawgiver, prophet, military leader and author of the Pentateuch.
Minimalist, supposed atheistic, anti-conspiratory theorist and prime debunker of ... wait for it!!! ....the Pentateuch.
Yours truly,
Glenda Slagg
Gossip columnist to the stars
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:16 am
by War Arrow
HA! Truly we have opened a veritable Pandora's Box herein.
And no response from Min.
Very interesting.
Very interesting indeed.
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:41 am
by Ishtar
Yeah... he's probably running for the border as we speak!!!!
Glenda
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:23 am
by Digit
Hasn't he got a car?
Roy.
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:33 am
by Ishtar
No Dig. His wife insisted on having it to go the mall.
This is Glenda Slagg for the Six O'Clock News reporting live from the Mexican border .... and yes! I think I can see, yes.... there's a handsome bearded figure emerging on the horizon ... and he's running towards me now!
There are police cars with sirens wailing now, coming over the hill but they're way behind him! They can't catch him ...
Oh my! Look at than man go!!!! It's a little difficult to see his full torso because there appears to be this enormous banana dangling in the way.
But anyway .... what a hunk!!!! Whadda guy!!!
This has been Glenda Slagg for the Six O'Clock News on the Mexican border and ..... OHMIGOD!!!! .... ....................................they've shot him!!!!
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:47 am
by Minimalist
<yawn> hey...I just got up.
I miss that beard. Hate having to shave....every 3 or 4 days as I do.
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:30 am
by Ishtar
Moses obviously felt the same way, Min. Looks like he never shaved a day in his life.
Still, I can understand that. It must have been difficult find a socket to plug his shaver into in the Red Sea and the Wilderness of Sin.
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:16 pm
by Minimalist
He let himself go hippie.
