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Wow.....I'm Impressed
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:18 pm
by Minimalist
http://apnews.excite.com/article/200808 ... DBSG0.html
LONDON (AP) - A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said Thursday.
A court barred Adam Hinton, 32, from being within 110 yards of his 29-year-old girlfriend Kerry Norris' apartment, Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman Mike Taggart said.
Now that's NOISY!
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:54 pm
by Ishtar
I used to have a similar problem when I lived in my previous flat.
Especially in the summer, with all the windows wide open and it sounded as if he had her up on the window sill and she'd be shouting "Yes! Yes! Yes!" and I'd be sitting with my head in my hands and going "No! No! No!".
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:10 am
by War Arrow
Similar problem here, and those damn neighbours just never stopped complaining.
Thought I'd better make the joke before someone else did.
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:45 am
by Ishtar
So that was you and Mrs War Arrow, was it? I should have guessed!
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:04 am
by War Arrow
Ishtar wrote:So that was you and Mrs War Arrow, was it? I should have guessed!
I wish. Can't quite find the right smilie so...
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:51 am
by Digit
Which once again puts me into story telling mode.
A fellah was courting a girl across the road from where I lived, and 11 o'clock every evening he would start his motor bike then spend time saying sweet nothings to the girl, the while revving the engine, till one night my father could stand it no longer.
I heard the sash go up and dad shout, 'why don't you get her in the family way and you wouldn't have to keep coming round here!'
Silence thereafter.
Roy
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:08 pm
by Ishtar
Digit wrote:Which once again puts me into story telling mode.
A fellah was courting a girl across the road from where I lived, and 11 o'clock every evening he would start his motor bike then spend time saying sweet nothings to the girl, the while revving the engine, till one night my father could stand it no longer.
I heard the sash go up and dad shout, 'why don't you get her in the family way and you wouldn't have to keep coming round here!'
Silence thereafter.
Roy
ROTFLMAO!
Your Dad sounds brilliant, Dig!
I see where you get your humour from!
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:10 pm
by Digit
We had a lot of fun!
Roy.