Noah’s Ark, the Theme Park
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Re: Noah’s Ark, the Theme Park
I understand they will be issuing a combo ticket with The Creation Museum and calling it The Grand Tour of Stupidity.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
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I believe a guy built a full sized replica on one of those Dutch canals that is a restaurant/bar.
"Only hand tools used"
I don't know the size of the work crew though.
I would assume more than four.
(Noah and three sons.)
"Only hand tools used"
I don't know the size of the work crew though.
I would assume more than four.
(Noah and three sons.)
Re: Noah’s Ark, the Theme Park
Just him and, occasionaly, his son. I went and took these pics:kbs2244 wrote:I believe a guy built a full sized replica on one of those Dutch canals that is a restaurant/bar.
"Only hand tools used"
I don't know the size of the work crew though.
I would assume more than four.
(Noah and three sons.)
Unfortunately I went on a Sunday, so it was closed on the day of the Lord...
It was to be filled with animal replicas, in pairs of course, to be shown to schoolchildren in a 'tour' that was to end on the upper deck where there was a cafetaria, and a lecture room. This thing was to be towed – it was built on top of a flat top barge, effectively a giant float – from town to town, city to city, school to school. To convert more souls. Indoctrinating, brainwashing, and conditioning still pliable, innocent kid's minds.
Found this pic of the building stage:
So it was really just a very large wooden shed on top of a flat barge. No boat at all.
Anyway, a year later it was in a port near me for a couple weeks. Apparently on its grand missionary tour. There were no thronging crowds.
I've never seen it or heard of it since.
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Re: Noah’s Ark, the Theme Park
God told 'Noah' to build a steel barge?
I must have missed that instruction.
I must have missed that instruction.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
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It was fake from top to bottom. E.g. that giant bow beam (1st and 3rd pics) looks like it was one multi-ton piece, cut from one enormous tree. It wasn't. It was a hollow skeleton, covered with veneer. Etc. etc.
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So was the friggin' ark.It was fake from top to bottom.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
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Then it was a perfect replica, with God's help, of course.Minimalist wrote:So was the friggin' ark.It was fake from top to bottom.
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