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Repent!

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:53 am
by Digit
From an Islamic forum.

Atheists are unequivocally the STUPIDEST people on earth. Satan has you by your throats. I give you glad tidings of a burning fire whose fuel is men and stones and whose fire is 70 times the fire of this earth to burn in for eternity if you die as atheists. You would never in a trillion years believe something as simple as a fork could exist without intelligent design behind it but the universe and all its wonder you believe came to existence without intelligent design? PURE ARROGANT STUPIDITY!

You have been warned Min! Repent before it's too late!

Roy.

Re: Repent!

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:50 am
by Minimalist
LOL.


You should come visit at www.atheistforums.org. We get those clowns all the time. The xtians are almost indistinguishable from the muslims. I'd say their English was better but when you get to the trailer parks of Mississippi that is no longer true.

Re: Repent!

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:30 am
by Digit
An extremist is an extremist is an extremist Min. I certainly didn't see any evidence of 'intelligent design' there though, did you? :lol:
I posted this elsewhere Min....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... igion.html

and asked...
How did they do that with their eyes shut?


... and I've had all sorts of crap thrown at me. But two things I've learnt, the looney left lack a sense of humour and they are so busy being liberal that that anyone who disagrees with them must be illiberal.


Roy.

Re: Repent!

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:37 pm
by Minimalist
How did they do that with their eyes shut?
Ah....but you see religion does not require you to shut your eyes when you smite the unbelievers. It merely requires that you later ask your invisible sky-daddy for "forgiveness" and he of course grants it because you obviously ARE a believer.

It's quite a system they've invented.

See what I've learned over there?

Re: Repent!

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:19 am
by Digit
With all my sinful thoughts I'd bettter sign up now then!

Roy.

Re: Repent!

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:47 am
by Minimalist
The whole story best captured in this joke.


"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

– Emo Philips

Re: Repent!

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:32 pm
by Digit
Great!

Roy.

Re: Repent!

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:11 pm
by Minimalist
Ever heard of Robert Green Ingersoll?

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith

Re: Repent!

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:39 pm
by MichelleH
Not to mention, asking Min to repent is the ultimate exercise in futility!

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Re: Repent!

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:36 pm
by Digit
Yep! I'm afraid that he is completely beyond redemption Mich! :lol:

Roy.

Re: Repent!

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:32 pm
by dannan14
In HS, we'd occasionally skip school and drive to Hell, Michigan. i never bought the t-shirt though.