Noah's Flood...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:48 am

Fools are really not funny, they are merely pathetic.

Willfully ignorant fools demand a withdrawal of such sympathies and mandate the back of the hand.

There's no shame being born in the shite, lads! But there's ever so much for wanting to stay in it.

--Sgt. Maj. Patrick Harper, South Essex

--J.D.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:56 am

So what do we do with clowns like you, with stupid photos, stupid lines, and "tough-guy" talk behind the keyboard?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:58 am

Genesis Veracity wrote:So what do we do with clowns like you, with stupid photos, stupid lines, and "tough-guy" talk behind the keyboard?

Since Hypocritical Cowards such as you runs crying from questions, demonstrate terminal ignorance of the subject, might as well enjoy exposing you.

--J.D.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:08 am

All you're exposing is your foolish sense of humor and sophomoric attitude, but that's good enough for me.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:13 am

Genesis Veracity wrote:All you're exposing is your foolish sense of humor and sophomoric attitude, but that's good enough for me.

Ignorance of the texts and Cowardice noted.

Gentleman, I give you a Lying Hypocritical Coward--nay! an Ignorant Lying Hypoocritical Coward. He does not even try to address the flaws in his delusions, to consider the scientific evidence. Indeed, he proved ignorant of the texts he claims to worship.

He is a premature ejaculation . . . a premature retrograde ejaculation. He is a check-swing, a ball fallen off the tee, a "morning-after-pill," a false start with a muscle tear, a Peyton Manning after a Teddy Brusci "encounter," a US World Cup Soccer team, a Kansas City Royal, a "you would call it 'Lesson 4,' I would call it 'An Embarrassment!'" a "we have purposely trained him wrong as a joke!" a "you are no Jack Kennedy," a "I voted for it--before I voted against it!" a Milli-Vinilli "comeback album," a Ringo solo-career, a Keanu Reeves Method Acting lesson, a Star Wars "prequel," an X-Files movie, a MFYs 2004 World Series, a cute lesbian that is attracted to you, a Democratic foreign policy, a Republican science initiative, a Labor coherency, a free-election in Tajikistan, a Gay-Pride parade in Riyadh, a French military victory, a Will Farrell "comedy," a "can't help fools," a "none of you deserve to be killed by him!"

In otherwords, a disasterously embarrassing failure.

Now, a rather boring idiot. Village Idiots should be at least entertaining.

This one is boring.

--J.D.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:15 am

Ah ha ha ha ha ha, nice rant, feel better now?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:17 am

No one can think I enjoy this, rhetorically engaged in the equivalent of clubbing a lame baby seal.

Sometimes it is necessary.

--J.D.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:20 am

You're trying to club a baby seal with a straw, keep bashing away there tiger.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:24 am

Right tool for the right job.

Do not want to get too much blood on the forum. . . .

--J.D.

Essan · Post by **Essan** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:28 am

Getting back to where I left off (oh and btw hi GV

) - I don't think we've resolved the issue of how there was sufficent sea life in the oceans at the time of the Flood to create the vast deposits of chalk, limestone and oil bearing shales found throughout the globe. Today such deposits are being created so slowly that to all intents and purposes they are not forming at all - yet in the space of less than a year deposits hundreds of more feet deep were created. I just can't see how so much sea life existed....

ed · Post by ed » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:31 am

Essan wrote:Getting back to where I left off (oh and btw hi GV ) - I don't think we've resolved the issue of how there was sufficent sea life in the oceans at the time of the Flood to create the vast deposits of chalk, limestone and oil bearing shales found throughout the globe. Today such deposits are being created so slowly that to all intents and purposes they are not forming at all - yet in the space of less than a year deposits hundreds of more feet deep were created. I just can't see how so much sea life existed....

And the energy released.

Completely ignored.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:34 am

ed wrote:
Essan wrote:Getting back to where I left off (oh and btw hi GV ) - I don't think we've resolved the issue of how there was sufficent sea life in the oceans at the time of the Flood to create the vast deposits of chalk, limestone and oil bearing shales found throughout the globe. Today such deposits are being created so slowly that to all intents and purposes they are not forming at all - yet in the space of less than a year deposits hundreds of more feet deep were created. I just can't see how so much sea life existed....
And the energy released.

Completely ignored.

We have not resolved where all the water came from and why it did not crush the Earth.

There are also reports of lost platypii.

In the rain.

--J.D.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:38 am

Essan, it's called catastrophism, you know, what caused the vast stacks of sedimentary layers up on the continents, with billions of marine creatures entombed therein (which you say got there by present processes, oh brother).

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:40 am

Essan, it's called Bullshit, you know, what caused the vast stacks of steaming layers of excrement, with billions of bacteria entombed therein (which you say got there by Our YEC processes, oh brother).

--J.D.

Frank Harrist · Post by **Frank Harrist** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:41 am

That's probably about enough of the name-calling and insults. Lets get back to discussing facts. Wait ten minutes after you read a post that pisses you off. Then respond in an adult and intelligent manner. There are people at each of these keyboards who are real and have feelings and we need to keep that in mind. Just because we disagree doesn't mean we can't keep the discussion civil. Have some manners, guys.