She's not the messiah, she's the mayor of Aberystwyth and she has a plan.
Sue Jones-Davies is trying to overturn a near 30-year ban imposed by the town on Monty Python's Life of Brian - the film in which she played a role.
Long before she donned her mayoral robes in the mid Wales town, she played Brian's girlfriend in the movie.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
It scares me to discover that I live on the same landmass as a town which felt strongly enough about Life of Brian's vicious attack on the gospel (etc. etc.) as to have it banned.
I thought us Brits had a certain level of sophistication.
Then again...
Would you vote for this man?
We did...
No I did'nt vote for him, but I had the choice, unlike the chancer (sorry, can't spell chancellor) who came after him, I'd like a system whereby we voted people OUT rather than in.