Oldest joke?

Here's where you get off topic and off center....Keep it nice, keep it clean, no sniping, no flaming. After that, anything goes.

Moderators: MichelleH, Minimalist, JPeters

Post Reply
User avatar
MichelleH
Site Admin
Posts: 866
Joined: Wed May 11, 2005 6:38 pm
Location: Southern California & Arizona
Contact:

Oldest joke?

Post by MichelleH »

World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEno ... EnoughNews


This pharaoh walks into a bathroom, see

http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2 ... hroom-see/
We've Got Fossils - We win ~ Lewis Black

Red meat, cheese, tobacco, and liquor...it works for me ~ Anthony Bourdain

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Minimalist
Forum Moderator
Posts: 16036
Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:09 pm
Location: Arizona

Post by Minimalist »

"How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

Bob Hope must have played the Palace.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.

-- George Carlin
War Arrow
Posts: 783
Joined: Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:05 am
Location: Texas
Contact:

Post by War Arrow »

Bit dissappointed with some of these (especially that unfunny what is a key bollocks), and they're nowhere near Bob Hope standard. I was kind of expecting something like Rock hit man on head, man fall down!
Now that is funny!
Image
Post Reply