LONDON (AP) - A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said Thursday.
A court barred Adam Hinton, 32, from being within 110 yards of his 29-year-old girlfriend Kerry Norris' apartment, Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman Mike Taggart said.
Now that's NOISY!
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
I used to have a similar problem when I lived in my previous flat.
Especially in the summer, with all the windows wide open and it sounded as if he had her up on the window sill and she'd be shouting "Yes! Yes! Yes!" and I'd be sitting with my head in my hands and going "No! No! No!".
Which once again puts me into story telling mode.
A fellah was courting a girl across the road from where I lived, and 11 o'clock every evening he would start his motor bike then spend time saying sweet nothings to the girl, the while revving the engine, till one night my father could stand it no longer.
I heard the sash go up and dad shout, 'why don't you get her in the family way and you wouldn't have to keep coming round here!'
Silence thereafter.
Digit wrote:Which once again puts me into story telling mode.
A fellah was courting a girl across the road from where I lived, and 11 o'clock every evening he would start his motor bike then spend time saying sweet nothings to the girl, the while revving the engine, till one night my father could stand it no longer.
I heard the sash go up and dad shout, 'why don't you get her in the family way and you wouldn't have to keep coming round here!'
Silence thereafter.
