The Onion's Top Ten of the last 4.5 Billion Years

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The Onion's Top Ten of the last 4.5 Billion Years

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http://www.theonion.com/content/ourannualyear09

Funny stuff....as always.


From the Women Domesticated entry.
Once burdened with physically demanding chores, exhausting farm work, and other unpleasant duties, man's quality of life dramatically improved after his successful domestication of the common woman.

Though for years women had roamed free throughout most of Asia, Europe, and Africa, experts estimate that by around 3,000 BCE men had begun putting them to work.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.

-- George Carlin
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