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Silly season?
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Silly season?
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Re: Silly season?
The women, aged 41 and 66, are said to have protested that the lifeless pensioner was merely asleep
I'm sorry but now I can't get the Dead Parrot sketch out of my mind!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
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Re: Silly season?
I wasn't aware that you people had had that one. Have you ever seen Tony Hancock's 'The Blood Donor?'
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Re: Silly season?
Nope.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
Re: Silly season?
Humour is a personal thing of course but some things are universal and this, IMO, is the funniest sketch ever.
As part of my recuperation after my cancer I have to have regular blood tests, and it seems that every patient and every phlebotmist, of any age, knows this sketch over here. I'll see if I can find it for you.
Just checked Min. Google, hancock the blood donor, it's on you tube in two parts.
And I'll guess that you have met a number of 'Anthony Aloysios St John Hancock the Third' types as well.
Roy.
As part of my recuperation after my cancer I have to have regular blood tests, and it seems that every patient and every phlebotmist, of any age, knows this sketch over here. I'll see if I can find it for you.
Just checked Min. Google, hancock the blood donor, it's on you tube in two parts.
And I'll guess that you have met a number of 'Anthony Aloysios St John Hancock the Third' types as well.
Roy.
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Re: Silly season?
Got it.
"I didn't come here for a lecture on communism!"
LOL. Good stuff.
"I didn't come here for a lecture on communism!"
LOL. Good stuff.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
Re: Silly season?
Of his day he was the best.
Roy.
Roy.
First people deny a thing, then they belittle it, then they say it was known all along! Von Humboldt
Re: Silly season?
Passenger: Oh yes, Grandad.What's,uh...What's wrong with him?
Airport official: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with him!
Passenger: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Airport official: Look, matey, I know a dead old man when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Passenger: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!
Airport official: He’s stone dead.
Passenger: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Airport official: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the old chap) 'Ello, Mister! I've got a lovely fresh cup of tea for you.
Passenger hits the old man
Passenger: There, he moved!
Airport official: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the wheelchair!
Passenger: I never!!
Airport official: Yes, you did!
Passenger: I never, never did anything...
Airport official: (yelling and hitting the wheelchair repeatedly) 'ELLO GRAND DAD!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
( thumps old man on his head .)
Airport official: Now that's what I call a dead old man.
Passenger: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Airport official: STUNNED?!?
Passenger: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian old men stun easily, major.
Airport official: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That bloke is definitely deceased……………
Roy.
Airport official: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with him!
Passenger: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Airport official: Look, matey, I know a dead old man when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Passenger: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!
Airport official: He’s stone dead.
Passenger: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Airport official: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the old chap) 'Ello, Mister! I've got a lovely fresh cup of tea for you.
Passenger hits the old man
Passenger: There, he moved!
Airport official: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the wheelchair!
Passenger: I never!!
Airport official: Yes, you did!
Passenger: I never, never did anything...
Airport official: (yelling and hitting the wheelchair repeatedly) 'ELLO GRAND DAD!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
( thumps old man on his head .)
Airport official: Now that's what I call a dead old man.
Passenger: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Airport official: STUNNED?!?
Passenger: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian old men stun easily, major.
Airport official: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That bloke is definitely deceased……………
Roy.
First people deny a thing, then they belittle it, then they say it was known all along! Von Humboldt