Geologic Crisis

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Geologic Crisis

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/geolog ... cks,17341/

RALEIGH, NC—A coalition of geologists are challenging the way we look at global stone reserves, claiming that, unless smarter methods of preservation are developed, mankind will eventually run out of rocks.
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I've got a feeling that my leg is being pulled.

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If it weren't for The Onion there would be times that i felt i was going sane.
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Digit wrote:I've got a feeling that my leg is being pulled.

Roy.

Settle for your leg.
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Ta!

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