Repent!
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Repent!
From an Islamic forum.
Atheists are unequivocally the STUPIDEST people on earth. Satan has you by your throats. I give you glad tidings of a burning fire whose fuel is men and stones and whose fire is 70 times the fire of this earth to burn in for eternity if you die as atheists. You would never in a trillion years believe something as simple as a fork could exist without intelligent design behind it but the universe and all its wonder you believe came to existence without intelligent design? PURE ARROGANT STUPIDITY!
You have been warned Min! Repent before it's too late!
Roy.
Atheists are unequivocally the STUPIDEST people on earth. Satan has you by your throats. I give you glad tidings of a burning fire whose fuel is men and stones and whose fire is 70 times the fire of this earth to burn in for eternity if you die as atheists. You would never in a trillion years believe something as simple as a fork could exist without intelligent design behind it but the universe and all its wonder you believe came to existence without intelligent design? PURE ARROGANT STUPIDITY!
You have been warned Min! Repent before it's too late!
Roy.
First people deny a thing, then they belittle it, then they say it was known all along! Von Humboldt
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LOL.
You should come visit at www.atheistforums.org. We get those clowns all the time. The xtians are almost indistinguishable from the muslims. I'd say their English was better but when you get to the trailer parks of Mississippi that is no longer true.
You should come visit at www.atheistforums.org. We get those clowns all the time. The xtians are almost indistinguishable from the muslims. I'd say their English was better but when you get to the trailer parks of Mississippi that is no longer true.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
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An extremist is an extremist is an extremist Min. I certainly didn't see any evidence of 'intelligent design' there though, did you?
I posted this elsewhere Min....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... igion.html
and asked...
How did they do that with their eyes shut?
... and I've had all sorts of crap thrown at me. But two things I've learnt, the looney left lack a sense of humour and they are so busy being liberal that that anyone who disagrees with them must be illiberal.
Roy.
I posted this elsewhere Min....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... igion.html
and asked...
How did they do that with their eyes shut?
... and I've had all sorts of crap thrown at me. But two things I've learnt, the looney left lack a sense of humour and they are so busy being liberal that that anyone who disagrees with them must be illiberal.
Roy.
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Ah....but you see religion does not require you to shut your eyes when you smite the unbelievers. It merely requires that you later ask your invisible sky-daddy for "forgiveness" and he of course grants it because you obviously ARE a believer.How did they do that with their eyes shut?
It's quite a system they've invented.
See what I've learned over there?
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
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With all my sinful thoughts I'd bettter sign up now then!
Roy.
Roy.
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The whole story best captured in this joke.
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
– Emo Philips
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
– Emo Philips
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
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Great!
Roy.
Roy.
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Ever heard of Robert Green Ingersoll?
If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
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Re: Repent!
Not to mention, asking Min to repent is the ultimate exercise in futility!
We've Got Fossils - We win ~ Lewis Black
Red meat, cheese, tobacco, and liquor...it works for me ~ Anthony Bourdain
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Red meat, cheese, tobacco, and liquor...it works for me ~ Anthony Bourdain
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Yep! I'm afraid that he is completely beyond redemption Mich!
Roy.
Roy.
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In HS, we'd occasionally skip school and drive to Hell, Michigan. i never bought the t-shirt though.