[...and, there in lies the problem- you assume too much!...]
My answer to your demand that I disprove your insane fantasy is for you to read the data put forth by credible, educated experts in all the fields that you have been fouling with your crackpot bullshit wannabe theories.
oh please, be so kind to do me this favor and find the exhumation process for the Ozark mountain range, or, please explain the formation process for the Appalachian range- Do you really believe that mountains can be slowly piled up over millions of years?
I'll tell you what- let's look at just one anomaly- the devil's mountain- how was it formed?-
https://www.nps.gov/deto/learn/nature/g ... ations.htm

...your "credible, educated experts"? believe-
The Tower is Formed: An Ongoing Debate
Geologists agree that Devils Tower was formed by the intrusion (the forcible entry of magma into or between other rock formations) of igneous material. What they cannot agree upon is how that process took place and whether or not the magma reached the land surface.
Numerous ideas have evolved since the official discovery of Devils Tower. Geologists Carpenter and Russell studied Devils Tower in the late 1800s and came to the conclusion that the Tower was indeed formed by an igneous intrusion. Later geologists searched for more detailed explanations.
In 1907, scientists Darton and O'Hara decided that Devils Tower must be an eroded remnant of a laccolith. A laccolith is a large, mushroom–shaped mass of igneous rock which intrudes between the layers of sedimentary rocks but does not reach the surface. This produces a rounded bulge in the sedimentary layers above the intrusion. This idea was quite popular in the early 1900s when numerous studies were done on a number of laccoliths in the Southwest.
Other ideas have suggested that Devils Tower is a volcanic plug or that it is the neck of an extinct volcano. Although there is no evidence of volcanic activity - volcanic ash, lava flows, or volcanic debris - anywhere in the surrounding countryside, it is possible that this material may simply have eroded away.
The simplest explanation is that Devils Tower is a stock—a small intrusive body formed by magma which cooled underground and was later exposed by erosion.
The magma which formed Devils Tower cooled and crystallized into a rock type known as phonolite porphyry. It is a light to dark-gray or greenish-gray igneous rock with conspicuous crystals of white feldspar. Hot molten magma is less dense and occupies more volume than cool hardened rock. As the rock cooled, it contracted, forming hexagonal (and sometime 4-, 5- and 7-sided) columns separated by vertical cracks. These columns are similar to those found at Devil's Postpile National Monument in California but those at Devils Tower are much larger.
...and, what really gets me is- the rock was crystallized! [abaduhwhat?!;-]
...is this what you believe? [it's weirdfunny that stupid people think I'm stupid, crazy people think I'm crazy,... but intelligent people know I know what the hell I am talking about!]
...as unbelievable as this may sound- this rock fell from the sky out of the ejecta blanket from a massive impact from Earth's moon to where the Mediterranean sea is around 13kya...
...now, all you had to do was go to my other threads on this same forum, here is one- Atlantis-
http://archaeologica.boardbot.com/viewt ... f=9&t=3757
...and would save us both a great deal of trouble [and anguish!]
...though I will go over every detail again, just for you Circ. lejerk... :-]]]]]]]
...because what is currently being taught is a joke!
What gets me the most is these few innocent [at first] assumptions have lead a few morons to somehow be able to convince the entire scientific community and the gullible general public to accept such nonsense-
The simplest explanation is that Devils Tower is a stock—a small intrusive body formed by magma which cooled underground and was later exposed by erosion.
...and sometimes Occam's razor is not helpful, as the answer is quite complicated...and so, Have you seen devil's tower? It shouldn't take a rocket scientist to understand that it was molten as it formed, as the molten rock ran down the sides as it solidified, and it was crystallized, which could no way occur from volcanic rock hardening beneath the surface...and do you really believe that hundreds, if not thousands of acres of land would just erode away over millions of years and leave the one rock?
"...credible?...educated?... :-]]]]]]]
you feel compelled to plagiarize the work of educated persons.
strong accusations, care to explain? what "educated persons" have I "plagiarize"d?
get treatment
...and here is yours...
What are your credentials?
knowledge grasshopper!
[or you can look me up-
https://www.linkedin.com/profile/previe ... ary-button ...and please, feel free to go through all the information on this page...
thanks :-]

...judge for yourself...