Yes, or "When Uncle Bernie met Great Aunt Nellie". What a fantastic movie that was, especially Great Aunt Nellie's restaurant scene!
But Cogs, thrilling though your image is, it occurs to me that attraction between Neanderthals may be nothing to do with the size of Mr N's wanger keeping Mrs N in the cave on those long, dark, northern nights.
Nowadays, attraction doesn't work that way. So what reason do we have to think it did then?
These days, you have no idea about the size of the object in question until the moment of truth, when it's far too late ... So the attraction or magnetism between people today is based on other factors, most completely nebulous and beyond our comprehension and the scope of our scientists' microscopes. Falliing for someone is like getting a bad dose of 'flu. It seems to just descend from nowhere, stay as long as it wants to and then leave again - all for no particular reason.
People don't even have to be face to face, these days, to fall in love. They meet and get attracted to each other on internet dating agencies.
Some decide to get married on the internet before they've even met ... they could be on opposite sides of the world, but they become magnetised to one another, despite having no information on the size of the male's you know what. I'm pretty sure that they don't have to record this data in their profiles - you know, hair colour, eye colour, height, profession, favourite movie, size of wanger ... ?
And at one point would it be acceptable to ask?
"Yes, darling, I've booked the church, the invitations have all gone out and the bridesmaids' dresses have been ordered ... but could you just tell me how big your wanger is?"
So why do people become attracted? What is falling in love, and why does it happen? The reductionist evolutionists would say that the sole driver is the urge to reproduce, to continue the human race - that survival is the key motivator. But I think they're just a bunch of Unromantics. If that is the case, then why do women have orgasms? There is no earthly, useful, functional reason for a woman to have an orgasm - but that won't stop us having them.
And please don't tell me it's the 'pleasure principle' at work - Nature's way of making us comply with the biological imperative. We would done it for half a bar of chocolate. Instead, we are rocketed up the stairway to heaven.
